Want your baby to gain weight fast? Buy breast milk

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If you are worried about how slow your baby is adding weight, then stop worrying. Buying healthy and nutritious breast milk for the baby will make the baby gain weight pretty fast. I am a young mother with an abundant supply of breast milk and I would like to sell it to anyone who would like their babies to add some weight fast. I am free from any diseases which may compromise the standards of milk that I produce. I have never been into clowns and I would really appreciate it if jokers kept away from my ad. Price: $3.50.